Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Chips, Dips, and Condoms

       I know, what does one have to do with the other? Two words, Party items. So many over celebrate on this New Years Eve and it all starts out innocent enough and the guys have their condoms ready-UNTIL-they get you and themselves too drunk to use them.

     Babies in September? Where is your life right now that you don't want to get pregnant or get someone pregnant ? Sure, it was just one night, one time of so called-drunken fun and now, nine months later your belly is ready to explode and if your the guy who did it, your wallet is too thin. Happy ending to New Years Eve? Well in a way yes of course because babies always make people smile, but not if you are an immature kid who relies on parents to support you.
     So when you start reaching for the chips and dip, eat more of that and drink less. Keep your wits about you, don't get drunk, don't get pregnant and don't pick up an std either and as bad, don't get involved with someone who is married but out on the town for "just a little fun".
    Happy New Year, Keep it safe and keep it in your pants.

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